Men are SO hard to understand and please...or izzit?

Someone mail this to me..I agree on some points about guys ego..do you?

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl;If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....