Words of Wisdom...

Just finished a book titled Marrying Buddha ..its by the same author Wei Hui for Shanghai baby which was banned in china due to controversal content. I highly recommend this as its so funny and if you like Sex and the City, you would adore it!!..there's a few zenish quotes that I can't help extracting them for my own collection...please enjoy..

When man and woman have sex and do not ejaculate after 10 times, the eyes and ears grow sharper (i.e faculties of seeing and hearing); 20 times without ejaculating will make your voice clear and strong; 30 times without ejaculating will make your skin bright and lustrous; 40 times will strengthen your back and waist; 50 times without ejaculating will make your buttocks and thighs firm and strong; 60 times without ejaculating will drain the uretha; and a 100 times will bring you good health and longevity'...

Sex, Health and long life; The taoist classics.
wah..lidat I prefer to live shorter.....

Those who know don't talk, and those who talk don't know
Lao -Tzu
this one referring to those smart alecks who thinks too highly of themselves..

Women always spend too much time saying, "No, no, no."
Mae West
that's why singaporean woman so hard to chase...muah haha

Elegance is refusal.
Coco Chanel

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is,
you still have to get out of it.
Grace Slick

You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond.
You have to be very fond of them to love them.
Otherwise they are simply unbearable...
Marguerita Duras
quite true leh...I know some tend to be spoilt kids and bastards..

Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not
through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the
ability to seem not very interested in him
Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary
ha! this doesn't work for me ...if you can't cook a single proper dish, I 'll walk away...

Eat drink, man, woman;Herein are man's great desires
Confucius
spot on!

There is time for work.And time for love.
That leaves no other time
Coco Chanel
wah liao...no need to eat izzit??

This one is my favorite .....heheeeh

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate
long thing hanging outside their bodies, which goes up and
down by its own will...if I were a man, I would
always be laughing at myself
Yoko Ono

Go read the book!!!